A poster appears on some city hall's poster boards

  • At some town boards in Lunorth a strange poster appears. Most people aren't exactly sure what it means. It sounds like quite the sarcastic answer to something Lunorth officials might have hung up in the protectorate of Exilia.


    It reads as follows:



    "HEAR YE HEAR YE


    Are your breads too tough? Are you looking for a better place to get freshly baked bread?


    Take your family and your inconveniently quadrupedal mounts and come to the protectorate
    of Exilia to eat better bread.
    Housing, work and bread will be provided!
    Exilia is an exciting city perched on the most northern cliffs high above the sea, known for
    it's stupendously good bread, the unnervingly huge birds called Larks we use to ride,
    and of course the ridiculously deep trench shielding it from enemy attacks. Seriously. It's ridiculously deep.
    Not to forget those dolphins with their muscular arms who tend to wreck enemy ships with
    their heads. Yes. You read that right. Their heads. (Don't question them, neither do we.)


    Anyway.


    Pack your things (not your bread though, you won't need THAT where you are going) and travel
    to the glimmering city of Exilia. Don't forget to visit the market during the Great Exilian Bake Off,
    and celebrate Breads-Giving with us every first Sunday after full moon.
    Upon arrival contact the authorities and let them point you to the next bakery.


    Did we mention we have really good bread?"




    The poster is not signed nor does it bear any official seal, and in the whole of Lunorth there are just a hand-full of posters to find.


    But they all smell suspiciously of garlic butter...

  • *A citizen guard stops up and read the poster


    "Mmmm, bread. I love bread... They can only be better than the bakery here in town. You can practically her bred to as a hammer."


    *The guard scratches a sore arm, from last time he got in a fight with the bakers boys*


    "Can't move unfortunately, but do hope they open up a bakery in town if they are that good"

    IT: Hopkins Tobias with the former lastname Kettle. Battlemage, artificer and Headmaster of Academia Unitate.

    "We are the small voices. Together we roar."
    OT: Martin Straarup


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